Outrageous Explicit Cards We Sell are only available to buy here at the DYP shop. You'll find some of the naughtiest of the cards with words that are pretty outrageous and explicit but we know you'll love them!

For a long time I tried to find greetings cards that were not slushy, or twee. That wasn't embellished with glitter and had teddy bears or words of vomit inducing poetry plastered over them. So I decided to create my own work, to fit with people who I knew felt the same about cards. They wanted explicit greetings that made them giggle, be shocked and proper belly laugh.

Outrageous explicit cards we sell

Who is the cock whore in your life?

Happy Birthday Cock Whore is giggler every time I see it! A brilliant birthday sentiment that is definitely intended to shock!

Outrageous explicit cards we sell

Happy Birthday you slack twat - is considered by some as an offensive term. I think it's hilarious and is a perfect put down for birthday celebrations!

Outrageous explicit cards we sell

Happy Birthday Twastard - was inspired by a lovely friend who gave me this word idea a couple of years ago. A perfect mash up for the mantlepiece!

Outrageous explicit cards we sell

Regardless of whether you hate or love this card - Happy Birthday Cunt, this is by far one of my favourite swear words. It's shocking and is great at the same time!

Outrageous explicit cards we sell

You Sir are a Khunt is a fab mix up on the traditional spelling. Not that it makes it any less shocking, just takes a second longer to sink in!

Outrageous explicit cards we sell

Another fab version of this birthday card - You Madam are a khunt! Is not for the faint hearted and is definitely a card to send to outrage and shock!

Outrageous explicit cards we sell

When you need an expletive like Cunty Wanky Bollocks it just hits the spot, this is the one I often shout out! It's brilliant on a card, it's been used as a birthday, anniversary, goodluck, well done and a funeral card. It makes me laugh reading it and I knew it had to come to life on a card!

So here is a selection of the most outrageous explicit cards that are top shelf quality and are definitely going to shock and are definitely explicit! I double dare you to send one!

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