I'm Not Farting On Your Penis It's Just a Knicker Whisper Funny Love Greeting Card
$4.82
Husband You Make My Special Bits Feel Lovely Colourful Celebration Card is perfect for sharing your love with your other half and to share how special they are to you with this stunning greeting card.
Digitally printed using luxury archival ink onto luxury brilliant white 400gsm paper.
Supplied with a gorgeous kraft brown envelope, and posted out in a hard back envelope.
This card is left blank inside for your own message.
Your card measures 17cm x 12cm
We post out our cards via Royal Mail First Class post, with a delivery aim of 3 days. (Excluding holidays etc…)
Our international orders are posted out via Royal Mail Standard International and take 10-28 working days to arrive with you. If you would like a tracked service then please don't hesitate to get in touch and we can quote you for this.
If there is anything you see here that you would love to have personalised, your own sayings, swear words, family words and general cussing. Then please don’t hesitate to get in touch! We love to hear from you and love working with you.
Shipping from United Kingdom
Processing time
1-2 business days
Estimated shipping times
- United Kingdom : 1 - 3 business days
- North America : 6 - 14 business days
- Australia, New Zealand and Oceania : 10 - 28 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
Just contact me within: 3 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 7 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 12 hours of purchase
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
- Items on sale
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Questions about your order?
Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
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Any information collected and stored by DYP? (Do You Punctuate?) is done so to provide you with the service you have purchased, namely, to complete your order.
On purchasing items from my Etsy store, your name, email address, postal address, phone number if you provide it, and purchase history is collected and stored. This information is provided to allow DYP? to fulfil your order. Your payment details are not held by me.
Any payments made for DYP? products will be processed via the payment method you select at checkout. The only payment-based details I hold are the purchase amount, and payment method (PayPal, Etsy payments, etc). I hold no bank details or other payment details.
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We store proof of postage receipts for up to a year. These receipts do not contain personal information.
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If you have any questions please do get in touch via Etsy messages or email (hello @doyoupunctate.com). I am happy to disclose what, if any, data I hold on you. If you are an EU resident and need to raise a concern about my use of your data, you are able to do so via your local data protection authority.